charmancler:

when your chemistry teacher gives you a bad grade

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julyfourth2014:

"how would you like your tea sir?"

*american voice* tax free

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giveit-time:

mialayla:

deadlyvibes:

I think it’s really fucked up how so many teenagers are alone and sad and having panic attacks in their room while their parents watch TV, and how a lot of those teenagers have had relatively normal childhoods, yet there’s this huge boom of depression and mental disorders, and its just dumb how we’ve turned into a generation labeled ‘reckless’ but really, we’re only reckless with ourselves

This is one of the best posts I’ve ever read

holy shit

phoneticmeow:

davidthedeer:

punkbeds:

BOYS TO AVOID:
-boys that are against feminism
-boys that call girls sluts and whores
-boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex
-white boys that use the n word
-bronies

GIRLS TO AVOID:

-girls that use feminism as an excuse to hate men

-girls that think that they shouldn’t be judged for fucking excessive amounts of people

BOYS TO AVOID:

-tumblr user davidthedeer

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graceebooks:

greasydylanobrien:

are there any laws pertaining to the moon

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mrsclauses:

warpedtoursmoshpit:

today in 6th period, it was pouring rain and I arrived late to class due to appreciating the rainfall. so when I finally walked in, I was dripping wet and the teacher gave me a dirty look and said that she was going to mark me tardy with a referral to the office and I point my finger at her and said “no” and THEN THUNDER CRACKLED AT THAT EXACT MOMENT AND THE POWER WENT OUT and just to freak out everyone, I whisper “666” and this girl screamed. 

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Real back to school essentials

highly-functioningfangirl:

• Headphones
• 3 interesting facts about yourself
• a slightly exaggerated story about what you did this summer

cuntherine:

i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke

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