when u go to pee and unexpectedly start your period
'Sam is a HYDRA agent!'
'He's too suspicious!'
'He doesn't deserve to be called a hero!'
'Why would he help Steve and Natasha if he doesn't have any ulterior motives!'
NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH SAM
SAM IS GOLDEN
IF YOU HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT HIM
DONT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL
ladies, your standards for men should be steve rogers. if a dude says something to you or does something that steve rogers would never say or do, drop him. drop him so hard he freezes into an ice cube underwater only to be found nearly 70 years later. let steve rogers be ur standard for guys.
IF STEVE DIES IN AOU I WILL LITERALLY SLAUGHTER AND SET FIRE TO EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IN MY PATH DONT YOU FUCKING D A R E
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
sherlock giving a eulogy
Someone needs to create an affordable fashion line for teens that’s inspired by classic rock stars’ outfits
there should be a giant thrift store to which rock stars donate their old clothes
ah yes, Freddie Mercury’s unitard, Jimmy Page’s dragon suit, and the classic, Roger Waters’ black shirt